PrussiaxAustria: Body-Swapped -Part 1-

OKAY! So earlier today, I was thinking up ideas for this contest I'm entering when I stumble upon a journal entry where a friend was asking about a fanfic where this exact situation happens between Austria and Prussia. I was easily able to figure out a comic way to throw in the lines required in this contest and I found that I actually ran out of space due to writing so much. So there will be more parts out (only like 2 or 3 parts)
       ~So here is my request and contest entry: Body Swapped~
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  "Aw c'mon...it'll be fun!"

  A stinging feeling in his head.

  A delicious beverage slithering down his throat.

  Walking home as if nothing happened.

  These were the only things that Austria remembered from the day before. His mind seemed boggled. Nothing of particular interest had actually happened. But then why did he feel as though something had?

  Shrugging it off, he ran his hand through his pale blond hair which was falling on his face...

  'W-wait a second...!' He looked down at his arms which were unusually white, even for him. The room he was in was completely different as well. The walls were darker than his and was set up in a different manner.

  Taking himself out of the warm, unfamiliar bed, he left the room. He knew where he was the second he stepped into the hall. This was Germany's home,'What happened last night...?!' He was starting to get really nervous now.

  It was good that he visited the two German brothers regularly so he easily found the bathroom. Looking into the mirror his eyes widened in shock. His...or should he say Prussia's red eyes.

  He yelped in terror, but it wasn't his voice. No, it was the voice of his least favorite person. Prussia.

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  "911…what is your emergency?"

  "I'm in Austria! That's my emergency!"

  "Sir," The receiver spoke with a sigh,"This is meant for real emergencies only. No one cares if you are visiting a foreign country. Goodbye."

  The line went dead,"This is totally not awesome!" Prussia yelled out in dismay, but only Austria's voice spoke,"Hungary!"

  Footsteps were heard coming down the halls as the door opened to the curious brunette nation,"What is it Mister Austria?"

  "I'm not Austria!" He whined back,"It's me...Prussia! You gotta believe me fraü!"

  She stared blankly at him for a moment before cracking up,"Austria! It's too early for April Fools! That's a really good impression though."

  Prussia stomped his...or Austria's...or whoever's foot on the ground, getting pissed off,"Hungary, you gotta believe me!"

  She giggled and winked at him,"Sure then 'Prussia'." With that, she left the room.

  Quickly, he picked the phone back up,'Odds are, if I'm in his body, he's in mine.' He held the phone up to his...or Austria's ear, listening for his awesome voice to answer him back.

  "Prussia, is that you?!" A panicked Prussian voice answered.

  Prussia laughed, but it sounded odd with someone else's voice,"That is not what I sound like."

  "Shut up! This is serious Prussia!" There was a sigh on the other end,"What did we do last night?"

  "We got drunk."

  Austria took that as a bit of a shock. He really didn't drink as much as Germany and Prussia did,"After that!"

  "I pissed off England and he told me I would pay."

  Silence.

  "HOW COULD YOU DO THAT PRUSSIA!?!?" Austria yelled even more pissed off. His...or should he say Prussia's voice was full of anger. He easily realized that England was a country that knew how to use dark forms of magic. Besides, he would never let them live it down.

  "Keseses~ Someone is a bit upset this morning."

  "D-don't ever do that again while in my body...ever!" Austria's (or rather Prussia's) body shook with anger and disgust,"For now, we need to figure out what we will do."

  "I think we should just stay like this," In Austria's room, Prussia was adjusting Austria's glasses on his face with a smug smile,"Hungary still thinks you're me...and dude, she's one hot fraü."

  "N-no, we mustn't tell anyone Prussia..." His face...or the white face he had for now was turning red in embarrassment.

  "Relax, she didn't believe me." Prussia laughed...but Austria's voice responded.

  Austria mumbled something out of Prussia's hearing range before replying,"Fine, just try to act like me."

  "Fine then,'Good day. My name is Austria. Whilst my cooking is delicious, it destroys half the kitchen in the meanwhile.'"

  Austria (Prussia...?) opened his mouth to retort, but he knew that was completely true,"O-okay then...I-I'll try." He took a breath before starting,"'My name is Prussia, the most awesomest man on the face of the earth. I love hitting' on sexy fraüs who happen to pass me.' Like that?"

  Austria's laugh emanated through the phone, coming from Prussia's mind,"That's not too bad actually. Just use awesome a lot and you'll be okay."

  A knock on the bathroom door grabbed Austria's attention,"Prussia, are you doing okay in there?" Germany.

  Austria decided this was the perfect chance to test out his acting,"Ja bruder. I'll be out in a minute. Just perfecting my awesome smile!"

  "Seriously, it's scary how good you are at that Austria," He heard Prussia blandly say on the other end.

  "Whatever." Germany answered back from the other side of the door.

  Austria listened Germany's footsteps made their way farther from the white door that decided them a moment ago,"I have to go. Just don't screw anything up Prussia, or I swear, I'll mess your life up!"

  "Geez, is this what it feels like when I bully you?"

  "Ja, now bye."Austria hung up before unlocking the door and cautiously stepped out of the bathroom.

  Prussia also hung up with a devilish smile on Austria's usually stern face,"I'll inspect his room later. Right now, I have a fraü to hit on."

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  Prussia (or rather Austria) was rubbing the back of his head,"Jesus Hungary...you thought it was cute earlier." Prussia had done exactly as he promised. He went immediately to flirt up Hungary. Her response? A frying-pan to the head.

  Prussia had dressed himself (or Austria's self) in his usual navy blue jacket which was a part of his uniform with that white...frilly thing (jabot) hanging loosely around his neck and the black pants he wore underneath.

  His adjusted the dull grey glasses that hung crookedly on his face with his middle finger to make himself look sophisticated,"Austria, you have no idea how good you got it."

  He flopped back on the bed and looked towards his nightstand which held a picture of himself (Austria that as) and Hungary. Immediately, his (or Austria's)  violet eyes filled with tears. As much as he hated to admit it, Prussia was really envious of Austria's close relationship to Hungary. But slowly, he began to question why.

  It couldn't be because of Hungary. She constantly beat him up and stripped him of his awesomeness. But then that would only leave Austria. 'Maybe I'm just jealous because he has a hot fraü as a friend while I got West.' Ever so slowly, the voice in his head was becoming Austria's.

  He was forgetting his own awesome voice.

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  "England, please! I hate going out looking like...like..." He tugged on the Prussian blue uniform he wore,"This!" He uttered the last word in disgust.

  England sighed,"Look, I already told you, that bloody German git was getting to be a real pain. I can't nor will I fix you two. This is his punishment-"

  "What do you mean you can't!?" Austria exclaimed in a rather shocked Prussian voice.

  "Relax!" England sighed and rubbed his eyes a bit,"I know how to...its just that only you two can undo this...but you might not want to hear it."

  "Just say it."

  "Well," His voice suddenly filled with nervousness,"Y-you see..you two need to...well, learn about each other and well...become friends...learn a lesson or whatever..."

  "You seriously think he would cooperate with such an absurd request!?" Austria nearly jumped out of Prussia's pale, white skin upon hearing this,"Even I'm finding this task to be stomach-churning and I haven't even learned anything yet!"

  "Well, you have to. Or you'll be stuck like this forever."

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  "What the hell is that idiot expecting from us!?" Prussia yelled out in an angry voice that Austria knew as his,"I'm not going soul-searching! Especially if it's your cold soul I have to go searching through!"

  "Look Prussia, I'm as ecstatic as you are right now, but we need to do this." Austria sighed, rubbing his temples a bit,"Do you have like a diary or anything?"

  "Ja dude, I have a whole wing dedicated to my awesome journals. Every day of my life is written in them. I loved writing those things. Hell, I still am." He laughed a bit. Austria found himself getting irritated listening to Prussia drone on in his voice,"By the way, I used some of your money to buy a journal to write in."

  "Just tell me where you have these stupid diaries-"

  "They are awesome. I never want to hear myself say that ever again." Prussia cut him off, finding Austria's boring droning in his awesome voice extremely annoying.

  "Just tell me!"

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  Austria stepped in the huge double doors, unlocking the door with the key Prussia hid in his room. It was amazing that the annoying nation had a whole library dedicated to his life story; that was until he pulled out the nearest book on his right:

  I was so cool today,
I was beating on this pathetic little nation today named Austria. He's so seriously weak! But then,  the Hungary guy came around and beat the stuffing out of me again. Seriously unawesome-

  Seeing as how he couldn't read anymore, thinking about the torture Prussia had put him throughout his younger years, he proceeded deeper into the library, discarding the book before he left,'If the front of the library is when we were kids, then the back should be more recently.'

  He grabbed a book that was on a higher shelf and flipped to a random page. What was interesting was that the pages were smudged and distorted in certain parts, but it was still readable:

  I was so cool today,
That fraü, Hungary totally fell for the awesome me...that is, until Austria came in and swept her off his feet, leavin' me alone again. I don't get it! I keep crying every time I think of them together while I sit at home alone. That's so unawesome! I shouldn't feel this way! I'm okay with being alone! I tell that to everyone. Then why am I still crying dudes!?

  Maybe it was realizing what the smudges were that tugged on his heart strings or maybe it was just the fact that Prussia was putting on a brave face every time he saw Austria and his ex were together. But there were tears brimming Austria's (actually Prussia's) red eyes. Tears of sorrow towards him.

  "Prussia..."

-To Be Continued-